Source: sluttyoliveoil
in-ground trampolinewhat if it breaks
THEN YOU DIE
It leads to Hell
SATAN IS WAITING
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(via sociallyawkwardwhitegirl)
Source: excisions
why do pornos have plots are they really necessary
you learn something new every day
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Source: blackromney
Drake’s one of us
and josh is our parents
Source: joshanddrake
My relatives are looking for a Babyname with J for a boy and I just jokingly said Johnlock and they saID IT WAS A NICE NAME AND NOW THERE IS A 50/50 CHANCE THAT THEY WILL NAME HIM JOHNLOCK!!! GUYS!! HOW DID THIS HAPPEN? WHAT. HAVE. I. DONE?!?
oh well, my mom thinks the boy I like is called Destiel
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Source: meandablog
- 1/3 of me: I wanna be fit and sexy and have a flat stomach and be lean and have lots of muscle.
- 1/3 of me: I wanna be skinny and tiny and dainty and delicate and bony and frail and look cute in everything.
- 1/3 of me: I wanna not give a shit about what I look like and be happy instead.
Source: fat-amy-for-president
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